Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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