If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
As shirtless as possible
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This baby is an asshole
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
