bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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