then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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