He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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