Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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