I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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