After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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