Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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