whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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