Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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