its not stalking. its research.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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