too bad you live with your parents still
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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