operation have a gay friend backfired
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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