Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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