i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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