dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
my shit smells like andre
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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