everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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