How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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