absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
look no pants
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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