i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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