ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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