Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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