Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she woke up with a sticky ear
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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