My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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