I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
