i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
