so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just threw up on my dentist
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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