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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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