We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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