We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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