My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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