Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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