I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
