so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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