I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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