You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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