he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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