My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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