He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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