she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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