I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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