oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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