she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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