He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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