The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The power of my boobs compel you
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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