porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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