guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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