I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Randomize
