No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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